He's the best we've got, and darn right, we're proud of him!: Our nation's greatest ever journalist flew to a south-east Asia devastated by the Boxing Day tsunami, and will we ever forget how his words, brilliantly crafted and professionally delivered, proved the perfect salve for people trying to make some sense of their shattered lives?

Tsunami news in brief: Ray was the big news, sure, but there were other snippets.

ABC pulls plug on your BUG: Was it the wave after wave of tasteless tsunami jokes that cut short our radio career? You be the judge.

Bidding war for Cloaca of Christ: In a world first, a humble apple is blessed with the image of our Saviour, and it's proving a miracle money-maker.

Opera House sets sail: A world icon's true role is realised at last.

Oz News: The little snippets from the land of Oz.

LABOR IN CRISIS: Our team of political analysts delve deep into the Australian Labor Party to find who might one day lead them closer to the edge of the wilderness. Their exclusive reports include:

Latham's parting shots: What he really wanted to say.

Beattie hints at a run: The charismatic Queensland leader ... or at least a source close by ... suggests a Canberra career is not far away.

Beazley hammers a simple message: Kim Beazley says he's a changed man .. and his most recent press conference provides amply confludation of that.

 

The 2005 Buggsies: Our famous critic David Pomeranian puts the dross that was 2004 through a coarse-meshed sieve.

TRAVEL:
Flying Roo cool on extra room: The new A380 wonderjet gets the thumbs down from Qantas in this exclusive report by Terry Upgrade.

A crash course in tale spinning': And just to help fill out this issue, here's an archival piece about Qantas discomfort over certain minor mishaps that may or may not occur in future.

MEDIA:
Snap happy: Another example of a real silly posed shot.

AND OUR REGULAR REVIEW COLUMNS AND COLUMNISTS

Rufus Badinage: Hands off Prince Harry, warns Australia's foremost political analyst.

Doctor Dick: Australia's top sexologist gets a little prickly over skinny dick questions.

Kisma Ayriars: Sensible people don't even get out of bed in the morning before reading what Kisma makes of their day!

Lleyton's true love: Our national sporting hero may not have won the Australian Open tennis but he has won a fair-maiden's heart .

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