e-mail et al....

Hi,
My name is Mike from America (Toledo, Ohio). I just saw your online magazine The Bug for the first time. It’s Great! I love reading about what’s going on in the Australian gay community and it’s funnier than shit!! Keep up the good work!!

Michael C. Napier
March 2

Dear Editor,
There’s just not enough stories about shit and people dropping craps, not enough by far.
More turds, thanks very much.

Regards,
Big and Stinky
March 31.

In response to an earlier issue of The Bug where we expressed our concern for the future job prospects of former Midday compere, Kerrianne Kennerley, we received this missive from Pizie Queen on March 16.
She could be one of those nice ladies that take care of public dunnys. You know the ladies who take your 20 cents and hand you a ration of dunny paper.

Another one-off e-mail was from Vida Stanton on February 20.
Vida was the only person to respond to our exciting competition, TUBBLotto before it was axed after Tubby unexpectedly pulled out of the Caribbean tour.
Here's what Vida thought Tubby would have made in the eight Test innings on that tour:
4,11,6,0,22,14,0,8.
Personally, we though he was being over generous.

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