Dear Doctor Dick,
What is it when your women has a orgasm and she wets the whole bed as if she was taking a piss?

GF
June 11

Doctor Dick replies: I'm sorry, perhaps I've missed something here. And your problem was......?

Dear Doctor Dick,
I was wondering and I'm not trying to be rude, but is it normal that I can suck my own penis? I'm able to do so and every time I masturbate, I do it. Is there anything
wrong with this? Thanks for your help.

Dylan J.
Tallahassee, fl USA
May 31

Doctor Dick replies: Of course there's nothing wrong with being able to do that. In fact, the world's very first man, Adam, had that very same ability. It wasn't until God realised the species had abolutely no chance of being propagated while Adam possessed this gift that He wisely created the rigid adult male backbone.

Dear Doctor Dick,
Hello. I'm a 25 year old man and I got to ask you a serious question. Could you please teach me the Hold-Back Method for holding back my sprem during sex. I heard this on the radio and I was wondering if you could tell me because my sex isn't long. Thanks.

Name supplied
June 22.

Doctor Dick replies: There is absolutely nothing in the medical literature that addresses the permatuer jaculetion of sprem.

Dear Doctor Dick:
I don’t know if this is a problem or not but it seems to me my penis gets too much on a curve when I get an erection. Do you think this could be a potential problem and is it true that this could hurt women during sex?

Curious
New Jersey
April 25

Doctor Dick replies: Only if you're having sex in one bedroom and coming in another.

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