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know when larger-than-life independent Queensland Senator Mal Colston will
finally shuffle off this mortal coil from his life-threatening colon cancer?
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RATLotto, your No. 1 family netzine's tribute to this colossus of Australian
politics.
A magnificent career remembered: Our
panel of political experts, stationed both here and in our Canberra offices,
has penned this special tribute to a lifetime devoted selflessly to being
served by the people.
Drop the charges and let this great
man live! Our resident Doctor Dick puts aside his sex therapist's
cap to offer a diagnosis on how this much-loathed politician can be brought
back from the brink of imminent death.
The tributes pour in: We at The
Bug thought it would be an absolute crime if Senator Mal Colston died before
those ALP colleagues who knew him best - the ones who worked with and around
him - could get a chance to put pen to paper and pay their respects.
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Basher Brown: The recent Gower and
Fittler incidents have Australia's most disgusting league commentator shaking
his head and blowing that whistle, ref, blowing that whistle, ref, on the
mamby-pamby arseholes now running his once grand, proud old game.
Sports Bug: Struggling to bring
back the crowds after the Super League fiasco, rugby league needs all the
help it can get. We review a recent night at Parramatta Stadium.
Travel Bug: London, Paris, Townsville,
New York. There was a time when reading the name of our far-northern capital
in such company would really jar , but not any more! We travel to Townsville
to find out why.
Doctor Dick: Is this the longest Dick
you've ever seen! Freshly back from the Seventh Annual International Herpes
Conference in Vienna where he was voted not only the top speaker but best
all-round exhibit, Australia's foremost sexologist finally gets around to
replying to a bumper backlog of questions on various sexual problems, hangups
and fetishes.
Rufus Badinage: Australia's leading
political commentator mulls over various weighty political matters with
his usual aplomb.
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of the world's greatest soothsayer.
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