Dear Doctor Dick,
Does sex hurt?
P McL
October 28
Doctor Dick replies: Yes, sex can be very painful, especially for the female of the species. Symptoms may not appear for up to nine months.
Hi Dr Dick,
I’ve been reading your advice page here in England and I would just
like to say how great it is. If I struggle with anything (not that I normally
have any problems – if you know what I mean!) I know where to come
(excuse the pun!!!). Keep up the good work.
Sarah
December 12
Doctor Dick replies: I have no trouble keeping it up, but thanks for the kind words.
Dear Doctor Dick,
Stay loose, Doc. Your advice is always uplifting and insightful.
Wicked
December 15
Doctor Dick replies: Two complimentary e-mails in one issue. Your good doctor's head is swelling as we speak.
Dear Doctor Dick,
Just inquiring if you know how or who can help me get in the porn acting/film
making industry, preferably in Melbourne.
Thanks.
Hussy
November 2
Doctor Dick replies: While you may be able to get work in the
adult film industry in Melbourne, most of the Australia's X rated films
- worth an estimated $400 million a year, according to the latest statistics
- are shot in Canberra, because that's where most of our nation's biggest
dickheads hang out.
Dear Doctor Dick,
I'm from Europe originally and may I say from many experiences over the
past eight years in your beautiful country that Australian men are masterful
lovers. My only gripe - and it's a very small one - is that Aussies go about
"the business" in a very serious, and dare I say it business-like
manner. Unlike their hot-blooded European counterparts, your typical Aussie
males don't say much - or make much noise for that matter - during the sex
act. They look after your needs, fair enough, but stay strangely silent,
even during climax. Don't you think they could make just a little bit of
noise to show their partners they care?
Sonya
December 12
Doctor Dick replies: What, and risk waking them up?
Got a sex problem that needs fixing? Doctor Dick
can help.
Address your questions to Dr Dick, P.O. Box 696, Fortitude Valley. Q. 4006,
or drop him an e-mail.
