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Dear Ed,
I have read The Bug for years now. I love it, and I am a uni student at Qld Uni. Now ,they have taken The Bug away from me. I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore.
You tell those Fred-Flintstone talking, Barney Rubble-walking, carrot-up-the arse-using, cock-licking, “I’ll tell you what you can read” taco-munchers at the Student Union to piss off and give me back my Bug!
And ask them this question: “While you’re at Uni, whose at home fucking mummy?”
Sincerely,

A very pissed off reader.
December 1

Dear Editor:
Keep up the good work, even if those wankers at UQ are after your blood. The expat community loves reading your commentary on Australia because it makes us remember the great, brown land we all love.

James in Japan
December 1

PS - UQ is not a “great Australian university.” It sits in the second rank behind ANU, Sydney and Melbourne.

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