Dear Dr Dick,
I can't believe how forward some modern women are! Just the other day during
after-work drinks at the small travel agency I run with my wife, our new
office temp approached me when we were alone in the lunchroom and bluntly
asked me if I'd like a "Clinton's" fuck. With my wife not more
than 20 metres away in an adjoining room, the young woman's suggestion so
shocked me that I just exploded and gave her one in the kisser right there
and then. Was that the right thing to do under the circumstances?
Facing the Consequences
Oonoonba, Townsville
Dr Dick replies:
Sounds like your typical Clinton's fuck to me.
Dear Dr Dick,
News that a Victorian woman succeeded in a legal bid to have sperm taken
from her dead husband to be impregnated at a later date got me wondering:
just how long does sperm survive after death? As a woman now in her early
40s whose own husband died tragically before we could have children, the
Victorian experience has provided fresh hope. How would I go about testing
his sperm to see whether it's still capable of producing healthy children?
Do you see any drawback in the fact that he was cremated in 1994?
Biological clock ticker,
Sandgate, Brisbane.
Dr Dick replies:
Since the dawn of our species, men have always had to get stiff to
procreate but the Victorian case is taking things a little too far, wouldn't
you say?
Dear Dr Dick,
Is it true that sex determines how good a driver you are? I read somewhere
that men's brains have better spatial abilities, making them better equipped,
so to speak, to handle every-day motoring tasks. Is this true? Can we really
chalk up one small victory for the much-maligned male of the species?
Road Hog,
Bright, Victoria.
Dr Dick replies:
Everything you say is true. Yes, men's brains are much better at
judging distances, a trait crucial to good driving skills as you so rightly
point out and one of the reasons why you're entitled to panic if you hear
a female voice coming from the flightdeck of a passenger airliner before
takeoff. That superior driving ability is supported by the most recent research
of accident claims lodged with Australia's major car insurers in recent
years. Statistics from that research show that the vast majority of claims
are in fact lodged by women. But before you start puffing out that male
plumage, a few sobering thoughts. The really bad accidents, sadly, still
involve men who are pushing their driving skills to the limits, invariably
as a result of trying to impress a female passenger or in a blind road rage
because she's misread the street directory yet again . Many of the accidents
involving females are minor front to rear bingles caused as a result of
the afore-mentioned spatial deficiencies, made even more inaccurate by years
of being told that what constitutes a good 12 inches is invariably quite
a bit shorter.
Dear Doctor Dick,
I am 44 and recently had small skin tags developing along the edges of the
outer labia. When I asked the Gyn about it, he indicated it was “just
skin tags not warts.” However since then, there are more of them. I
am finding these bothersome, unattractive (yes, ladies worry about that
stuff) and tend to itch. How do I tell if this is something more than “just
skin tags?” Are vaginal skin tags common ? Can they be safely removed?
Tag - you’re it, doc!
Joann Filomena
May 9 1998
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Dr Dick replies:
Let's answer your three questions in turn. Not really sure.
Yes. And yes. Skin tags are very much like new-born
lamb's testicles. They are best removed with the teeth - preferably mine.
Got a sex problem that needs fixing? Doctor Dick can help.
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