....but who will find a job for me

The hunt is now on to find sacked Channel 9 megastar Kerri-Anne Kennerley a job which matches both her vocal and physical talents.
Your No 1 internet entertainment paper has been impressed by the suggestions that have already flooded into The Bug's Brisbane newsroom.
The suggestions include worhwhile careers inside and outside the glitzy world of television entertainment.
So how do you think Kerri-Anne Kennerley should best use her talents?
E-mail us at: editor@thebug.com.au or fax your suggestions to (07) 3852 4222.

Meanwhile, here are some of the submitted suggestions to get your brain working in overdrive.

1. Anchor for the pilot of a new Channel 9 boating program, tenatively titled All at Sea.
2. Host for the brand-new series to be called World's Funniest Natural Disaster Home Vidoes.
3. Barrel girl, Niagra Falls Television.
4. Stand-in host for Hey Hey It's Saturday so that Daryl Domers doesn't feel threatened when he's on holidays.
5. Bronwyn Bishop’s fashion adviser.
6. A "stop/go” traffic person on the Pacific Motorway construction.
7. K- Mart price-check announcer.
8. Host of the Burpengary Tavern’s “Krazy Karaoke Kontest”
9. Store dummy at the renovated Grace Brothers store in Sydney.
10. Talent coach for the Tellytubbies.
11. Burley for the upcoming annual Cairns Deep Sea Marlin Fishing Competition.