Leo
You go down to your local singles bar and meet the man of his dreams.

John Howard
You decide to seek psychiatric assistance after breaking down yet again and weeping freely in public while recounting that majestic innings of 334 not out by Mark Taylor in Peshawar, Pakistan.

Gemini
You urgently re-evaluate your entire life after spending a week holidaying in Moe, Victoria, and finding to your alarm that you fitted in quite nicely.

Sadly, these star signs were inadvertently overwritten while preparing a later issue of The Bug. We're restoring them as they slowly filter back into what's left of our memory. If anyone can remember them or for some bizarre reason kept a copy, drop us an email. Otherwise, we'll make up new ones soon.

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Taurus

Cancer

Virgo

Saggitarius

Libra

Scorpio

Pisces

Aquarius