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Dear Bug,
Your correspondent Dale from Springwater USA blames the “liberal media” for making the US look bad in their pathetic attempt to run an election.
I would say Dale, old boy, that your State-based electoral system was at fault. Perhaps you could model your voting methods on that “old economy” Australian system!

Humphrey Hollins
March 16

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Poor Mr. Willis has no idea what a working democracy looks like.
Whether Mr. Gore tried to count chaff or Mr. Bush tried not to... we now have a president, and nobody pulled a gun.
After all the media hype and talking head spinning, that’s saying something almost anywhere else in the world, but no here. Now that’s democracy in action.
I hear that you blokes have it pretty good too. Good on ya.

Bill B.
Tucson Arizona
February 4

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Having sat through Cast Away for the full two and a half hours, one begins to wonder “why the fuck did I sit though that piece of shit”.
However one piece of wisdom did emerge.
“You never know what good looking chick the tide is going to wash up. And it's a sure bet that you will want to fuck the new one instead of the one you are currently fucking”.
Cheers to Tom, I hope he got his pole smoked from the boiler maker.

Morgan Parker
February 8

And a recent Bug story on a push to make men sit down to do number ones brought this spirited response.....

I am a 27-year-old female. I thought this was some joke when I first heard it. My opinion is that it's just jealousy that they don't have the same ability to aim their golden arches in this manner.
As far as the hygiene aspect, they could get their men to clean up (in a non-nagging manner) after themselves when they dribble. But then again, when I go into the ladies room, it can be just as nasty with piss all over the seat.
But this bull about men standing to pee being violent and boastful makes no sense at all. This thought may never cross their minds, but the average man standing to piss is usually thinking about relief.
Feminists need to respect the differences between men and women and focus on more important issues.
"Issues" such as this are what makes feminism so unappealing to many. I'm getting really tired of listening to women complain about men in general.
The truth is, if men conformed to all the expectations women wanted (no matter how rediculous they were), women would never respect them at all. It doesn't always seem that guys get a break. Not even to piss in freedom.
In regards to Ingvar, maybe he'll fish his balls out of the toilet bowl at some point. But not likely. Sorry for the rambling.

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