And some of it sticks!: Gifted but
troubled Picket League maestro and Brisbane Bolts legend Jules “Scatto”
Neal is facing the axe yet again over alleged pre-season off-field atrocities
involving a grogan and a Glomesh. Read our exclusive report inside.
Squeal and save your career, legend
urges: One of the Brisbane Bolt's most decorated and charged players,
Gil 'The Hatchet- Meister' Trevors, says Jules “Scatto” Neal is
covering up for his mates and deserves another chance at redemption.
STOP PRESS:
The threat of lethal action has saved the career of Jules “Scatto”
Neal - for the time being at least.
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