Bolts maestro in the shit again....

Officials of the Brisbane Bolts were locked in a crisis meeting last night following allegations of unruly behaviour against the club’s star leeward thruster, Jules “Scatto” Neal.
Management and staff of a Newcastle hotel have alleged that Neal committed gross acts of indecency during what police described as “a sickening six-hour rampage of utmost depravity”.
An outraged Newcastle Mayor, Cr Stan Upman, claimed his wife had been the victim of Neal’s “disgusting behaviour”.
Neal, 23, joined the Bolts only at the start of the 1999 pre-season ratchets after being sacked by the South Sydney Sphincters, the Broadmeadows Bedpans, the Launceston Laxettes and the Crows Nest Colons.
Cr Upman said Neal had behaved “like an animal”.
“My wife and I were enjoying a quiet meal in the hotel’s restaurant when Neal entered – obviously drunk,” he said.
“He approached our table and, to put it politely, emptied his bowels into my wife’s handbag.
“It was putrid. It certainly put us off having sweets.”
It is claimed that after he was removed from the restaurant, Neal committed a series of other indecencies.
The allegations include:
.that, at a nearby hospice, Neal forcibly removed a colostomy bag from an elderly patient, inserted a vacuum cleaner hose and turned on the appliance’s reverse blower, causing the bag to explode
.that he wilfully exposed himself to a number of senior citizens at a Newcastle bingo hall and defecated on one player’s card when the game’s caller called out number two, and
.that he used his own faeces to smear obscene words on the city’s war memorial.
Neal was arrested by police six hours later while skinny-dipping in the town’s sewage treatment plant.
His only comment on the allegations against him was: “People enjoy spreading shit about me, and I do too.”
Before entering last night’s meeting in Brisbane, the Bolts’ long-serving coach, Jack Saunders, dismissed Neal’s alleged behaviour as “good natured horseplay”.
“He was just unwinding after a tough game,” he said.
“It’s all been blown out of proportion. It was just a bit of harmless hijinks.
“Sure, a few people contracted some pretty horrific gastric diseases, and four or five are still on life support, but we all had a good laugh afterwards.
“Scatto was just letting off a bit of steam.
“Everyone knows he’s a bit of a joker, and there’s really nothing funnier than dropping a grogan in a Glomesh,” Saunders said.