Bolts maestro in the shit again....
Officials of the Brisbane Bolts were locked in a crisis meeting last
night following allegations of unruly behaviour against the clubs
star leeward thruster, Jules Scatto Neal.
Management and staff of a Newcastle hotel have alleged that Neal committed
gross acts of indecency during what police described as a sickening
six-hour rampage of utmost depravity.
An outraged Newcastle Mayor, Cr Stan Upman, claimed his wife had been the
victim of Neals disgusting behaviour.
Neal, 23, joined the Bolts only at the start of the 1999 pre-season ratchets
after being sacked by the South Sydney Sphincters, the Broadmeadows Bedpans,
the Launceston Laxettes and the Crows Nest Colons.
Cr Upman said Neal had behaved like an animal.
My wife and I were enjoying a quiet meal in the hotels restaurant
when Neal entered obviously drunk, he said.
He approached our table and, to put it politely, emptied his bowels
into my wifes handbag.
It was putrid. It certainly put us off having sweets.
It is claimed that after he was removed from the restaurant, Neal committed
a series of other indecencies.
The allegations include:
.that, at a nearby hospice, Neal forcibly removed a
colostomy bag from an elderly patient, inserted a vacuum cleaner hose and
turned on the appliances reverse blower, causing the bag to explode
.that he wilfully exposed himself to a number of senior
citizens at a Newcastle bingo hall and defecated on one players card
when the games caller called out number two, and
.that he used his own faeces to smear obscene words
on the citys war memorial.
Neal was arrested by police six hours later while skinny-dipping in the
towns sewage treatment plant.
His only comment on the allegations against him was: People enjoy
spreading shit about me, and I do too.
Before entering last nights meeting in Brisbane, the Bolts long-serving
coach, Jack Saunders, dismissed Neals alleged behaviour as good
natured horseplay.
He was just unwinding after a tough game, he said.
Its all been blown out of proportion. It was just a bit of harmless
hijinks.
Sure, a few people contracted some pretty horrific gastric diseases,
and four or five are still on life support, but we all had a good laugh
afterwards.
Scatto was just letting off a bit of steam.
Everyone knows hes a bit of a joker, and theres really
nothing funnier than dropping a grogan in a Glomesh, Saunders said.