Mild-mannered Clark is really Supergo!

You wanna know how Nazi fucking Germany came about?
Stephen Fucking Clark is how Nazi Germany came about!
A jumped up Hitler like Clark runs with a moronic referees panel decision against swearing on the field.
But do you freedom loving Australian rugby league fans do the right thing, rising to a man and woman and child in protest to tell Clark to fuck off, double quick time, thus nipping this rot in the bud before it can take root.
No. You nod and say the bastard's got a point, all because his action's now have the stamp of officialdom.
People let Hitler get away with murder too because he was an authority figure. Now, the very same people who would have been aghast at the prospect of a player being outed for 10 minutes for swearing in the rough and tumble game we all love are now donning the brown shirts and nodding their approval.
Crammed around the guillotine, if you like, knitting merrily away and shouting death to the last of the Profanitors.
Yep, the panel decides it's not a good example to the youngsters to hear words that the kiddies are using in pre-school – words only half as bad, mind, as the copy of Reservoir Dogs most kids have at home and know the dialogue off by heart.
Of course, all is not lost yet. The vast swag of referees are doing their best to ignore the swearing ban as long as they can, but not goody-two shoes Clark.
Yep, the man who must have been called something really naughty in the sand pit when he was two has taken the edict to heart like any decent stormtrooper.
He's sent seven players - one in the recent Brisbane-Newcastle game - to the sinbin in three matches. In 21 other matches, not one player has been marched for swearing.
Does that tell you fucking something about your fucking thin skin, Steve Fucking Clark?
If you're wondering why I swearing so much at the good referee, I'm hoping he'll get his knickers in a knot and give me the big ten. I'll be more than happy to give him five straight back!
How the fargo can bruising the ego of a bed-wetter like Clark be considered the same offence as a professional foul which could cost the attacking side six points!
Dead set, true league fans, I played my first game of junior football 35 years ago. I have followed rugby league ever since.
But if the NRL, the referees panel and Steve Clark don't pull their collective heads in over this issue, I swear I'll take up supporting aerial ping-pong next year.
I suggest you do the same, true league fans. At least in Aussie rules there is only one Rex Hunt. In the NRL, there's a stack of them, all out of control.

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Fucking referees. They are, after all, only a bunch of ex-coppers and jealous pricks who weren't good enough to play league anyway. Sure, they are a necessary evil, like the pox. But they should be as discreet as a VD clinic. You know they're there, but it doesn't have flashing lights drawing attention to itself.
While I'm bagging referees, I might throw a word of praise for at least one league coach. You won't be reading shit like this very often, so if you do have a sensitive stomach, avert your eyes now.
Brian Smith is a great coach. What makes him a great coach is that he never gives the opposition what they expect.
The Broncos are coached by the most over-rated, boring ex-copper, whingeing ex-copper, clueless ex-copper strategist running around today. Did I mentioned the fact that Wayne Bunny - opps I mean Beanhead, er ah Bennett - is an ex-copper.
No doubt the other night at ANZ Stadium, Bunny was expecting more of the same, with the protected - soon to be extinct - species, yes, the Broncos, getting lots of penalities from the Eels' play the ball infringement.
So what does Smith do. Gets his team to throw the ball wide at every opportunity. They ran a tired Broncos outfit ragged.

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What's with this fucking rah rah cockhead John O'Neill, saying rugby union will take over rugby league on the basis that union is a truly international game.
Oh, yeah, Mr O'Neill! Well, tell me another country apart from piddling little New Zealand and South Africa where union is the number one code in football.
I've played rugby union, I've watched rugby union. It's an untidy mess. If there is a merger of union and league, I know what game it would most resemble.
Me mate Blue says wankers like O'Neill don't understand globalisation. It will have the effect of actually enhancing national minority sports like rugby league.
Union cannot destroy league. Only fuckheads in the NRL can do that. Assisted by the blinkered money hungry vision of Nudes Limited.

Cop-u-lata,

The BASH