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Turds,
Kinda offended by some of da content of yours site. Little racist. But I gots to thinking that way down there, where you kinda have to go over to that tiny island, you know, Britan, and be treated like da turds you know you are to work and everything, because all you can kind of do is mine and chop down trees and other stuff on your island there, and, you know, sell it. Well, you gotta be pretty hard up. And, well, suppose this is your attempt at, you know, being funny and all. It was a good try. Really. Kinda funny. Yeah, okay, I’m lying. Don’t want you to get too depressed. Now, just because I’m telling you how it is, don’t go doing whatever you apes do when you find out you got nothing and it’s time to go to da island and scare up some cash.

Crumb
July 27

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reading what you had to say about Michael’s death was totally idiotic.It sounds to me that you take a persons death funny when in reality suicide is far from a joke or is sexual esphix . Maybe one day you’ll have a family member die the same way.

EA
August 1

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Please continue to deliver the Bug to the University of Qld student union building. We got a copy a few weeks ago of the cricket issue, but haven’t seen any before or since. It is piss funny and just what the world needs.

Stephen
Aug 13

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seems to me that your columniist clarrie lavender has some very serious personal issues to address. wake up fool

Shorty
August 16

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