Dear Dr Dick:
My knob is pink and ever so occasionally I want some other male to touch
me. But once I have pulled off I'm back to normal. Please advise.
TJH
Dr Dick replies:
First, let me assure you that your desire to be touched by other males has
nothing whatsoever to do with the colour of your knob. Although if it is
an extremely bright pink – so much so that it glows in the dark –
then you should consult your own GP, or perhaps a Berger Paints colour card.
Given that qualification, your fantasy about sexual contact with other males
is well within the bounds of normality. In fact, the very word “fantasizing”
derives from a game played by almost all young Australian men in the 1960s
when we ... I mean they .... would compare the size of their relative appendages
against a small bottle of Fanta.
Dear Dr Dick,
I tried for months to get this knock-out sheila at work to go out with me.
She finally relented and after a nice meal and a movie, we went back to
her place. I'm afraid the anticipation was far too much for me for when
we got to bed it was all over far too quickly, if you get my drift. Now
she doesn't want anything more to do with me. Any advice?
Forlorn,
Surfers Paradise
Dr Dick replies:
Not really. You had your chance and you blew it.
Dear Dr Dick:
Why is it that when I'm pissed, I can fuck my girlfriend for ages and not
cum (let alone get a sore prick). I know it has something to do with alcohol,
but what actually happens?
TJH
Dr Dick replies:
You again! Lucky I bulk bill. Anyway, men are not the only ones who experience
this phenomenon. In my experience, women also find it very easy to engage
in prolonged sexual intercourse and not reach a climax – in fact almost
every woman I have known, even when they haven’t been drinking.
Dear Dr Dick:
I was wondering if there are any exercises out there that can increase the
size of a penis? I mean non-surgical methods like some sort of African Mandingo
method.
Thanks a lot.
KWD100
Dr Dick replies:
I see you are familiar with the work of Durban-based sex therapist, Professor
Ngobi Mandingo. In the mid-1970s the good professor struck upon a method
of extending the penis by the gradual attachment of heavier and heavier
weights. A special sleeve was attached to the shaft of the penis and weights
– not unlike fishing sinkers – were fastened to its end and replaced
weekly with heavier ones. Through his original research, it was not uncommon
for penis lengths to reach 30 cm (12 inches in old speak). The Mandingo
method gained worldwide popularity after it was reported in the mainstream
media. Unfortunately, the sensationalised reports failed to mention that
Professor Mandingo’s original patients had been Kalahari bushmen whose
average penis size was 29.5 cm (unaroused) to start with. The professor
subsequently faced a class action suit which he successfully defended. There
are several other non-surgical methods which claim to increase penis size
- vacuum pumps, the Gong Dong clamp, and driving a Porsche. All are very
expensive with no guarantee of success. Unfortunately, my conclusion after
many years of studying this issue is that the only thing guaranteed to increase
the size of your penis is sexual arousal.
Dear Doctor Dick,
We have no problems here.
WhitedAM75
July 4.
Doctor Dick replies:
Shouldn't I be the judge of that!
Got a sex problem that needs fixing? Doctor Dick
can help.
Address your questions to Dr Dick, P.O. Box 696, Fortitude Valley. Q. 4006,
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