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I had forgotten all about this illustrious publication. It must be nearly three years since I came across a copy and I was delighted to see the humour, integrity and commitment to the cause as strong as ever. Good luck and keep it going.

John Brown
June 3.

Our Bug office was also inundated with an entry into our Gold Lotto competition from our most recent issue, when we asked readers to not only pick the date big Mal Colston will finally shuffle off this mortal coil, but also finish the following sentence in 25 words or less: "For mine, Mal Colston is a typical Australian politican because ........."

Typical of the response was this one on May 20 from a Ms Christine Howes of north Queensland.

For mine, Mal Colston is a typical Australian politican because ....... "he is a large, grampus-like, desuetude, acerebral fopdoodle who is umbriferous, lucripetous, fustian and, most of all, jejune. A classic example of the kakistrocy.”

He should die as soon as possible and be replaced by a quizmaster
(mmmmm....who could that be). My guess is 2.17am (never convenient), August 27, 1999. Oh that it could be sooner........

Thank you, Christine, and keep up the good words.

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