LIBRA
And the winner is ...... Savage Garden!

CANCER
After five years of singing lessons, you finally give up on your ambitions to be an entertainer after your teacher says your voice could one day be as good as John Farnham's

AQUARIUS
And the winner is ...... Savage Garden!

SCORPIO
If you really want people to stop calling you a loser, wouldn't it have been better not to have been one of the 1243 people at the Super League grand final who actually paid for their tickets.

GEMINI
And the winner is ...... Savage Garden!

LEO
You lay awake at night wondering if you're the only person in the world who doesn't know what the knobs on motel room spa baths are supposed to do.

VIRGO
And the winner is ...... Savage Garden!

CHRISTIAN BROTHER
For the 17th year running, your application to train as a Myer store santa claus is rejected.

SAGITTARIUS
And the winner is ...... Savage Garden!

DARYL SUMMERS
Your long-held dream of one day finally saying something really, really, spontaneously and legitimately funny on Hey Hey It's Saturday will have to wait another week.

CAPRICORN
And the winner is ...... Savage Garden!

TAURUS
Your fairy godmother grants your wish to become a famous, handsome, young movie star. Unfortunately, it’s Robert Downey Jnr.

SUNLANDER
You’re late again.

VIRGO

You are such a big fan of Jane Austen that you go to see Sense and Sensibility 14 times, watch video-taped replays of Pride and Prejudice throughout the week, and even dress for work in a frilly lace-trimmed gown with a bonnet, all to the immense surprise of the other blokes on your work gang at the Fisherman Islands container terminal.

LEO

And the winner is ...... Savage Garden!

BULIMBA

Charming two bedroom cottage on large block. Close to schools, bus, shops. Suit renovator. Owners keen to sell.

GEMINI

Police do not believe your claim about being an undercover agent for your local Neighbourhood Watch committee after they find you hiding in bushes outside the Stuartholme College dormitory wearing nothing except a stocking mask and carrying a ladder, binoculars, and a jar of hand cream.

ANY STAR WE MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN

And the winner is ...... Savage Garden!