Dear Doctor Dick,
Everytime I get an erection, my dick nearly touches my stomach. Will this
ruin my sex life?
Name and address withheld
August 31, 1998
Doctor Dick replies:
Quite possibly if, like many Australian men, your stomach starts
somewhere just above your knees.
Dear Doctor Dick,
Why do a lot of men still enjoy a wank quite regularly even when they're
living with a woman and enjoying what appears to be a very satisfying and
regular sex life?
Deeply hurt,
Riverhills, Sydney
Dr Dick replies:
Because they can?
Dear Doctor Dick,
I woke up the other morning to hear the news that One Nation leader Pauline
Hanson believes she is the mother of Australia and the 18 million Australians
living here are all her children. If this is so, does this mean I no longer
have to eat up all my vegetables as demanded nightly by the woman currently
married to my father?
Beans there, Done that! (aged 9),
South Melbourne.
Dr Dick replies:
Well, I'm not all that sure about that, little one, but Hanson's
comments have certainly cleared up one thing for me. N o wonder Hanson is
as dumb as she is: with that many children the poor woman has literally
fucked her brains out.
Got a sex problem that needs fixing? Doctor Dick
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