Some more small problems

Dear Dr Dick,
Hey, I just want to know something about how big my dick really is. When I'm masturbating my dick is about 6 inches big on average. However, when with a women it gets up to 9 inches. Is this normal?
Da Black Hand
July 28

Dr Dick replies: Going by the colour of your hand, it sounds very normal.

Dear Dr. Dick,
I am a 16-year-old male and my penis is only three inches long. Is it going to keep growing or has it stopped growing? Will it grow to be at least six inches?
TP
July 17

Dr Dick replies: Many young men get amazing growth spurts late in their teenage years. Unfortunately for you, I'm talking height. Dickwise, some people get short-changed in life and by the sounds of it (if you're talking erect measurements) you may be one one of those who've been so shafted.

Dear Dr Dick
When I'm out with my mates standing around a barbie or in a bar and having a few belts, I can be the life of the party. I'm relaxed and funny and everyone likes me but if a girl I'm interested in walks up to the group I become a stammering and blithering idiot. Please help.
Tongue-tied, Redcliffe
July 12

Dr Dick replies: Your male mates are no threat to you and neither should be the female of the species. Next time a pretty girl joins the group, think of her as just another one of the boys, albeit one that's been through a really nasty industrial accident.

Dear Dr Dick,
I'm smitten with this new girl who's just started work in our office. She's rebuffed all my advances up to date, and now I'm shattered to hear the news that she may be a lesbian. Is there still a chance for me?
Forlorn, Enoggera
July 21

Dr Dick replies: I won't say your problem is insurmountable, but it's sure going to take a lot of licking.

Dear Dr Dick,
For several months I have been intimate with an old high-school lady friend. The sex is too much to describe, meaning that there isn't anything she wouldn't do to please me. My problem is this. When we have intercourse after an extended time of foreplay, she always wants me to stop making love to her so she can preform oral sex on me. This is fine and usually right after the foreplay, she goes down on me for at least 30 minutes. This is really great and I love what she does and she is very experienced at it. The problem lies here. We have foreplay, then she performs oral sex on me, then we make love, she wants to stop doing that and return to the oral sex bit. Nothing wrong there but usually after the fourth or fifth time of stopping for her to perform, she wants me to get off in her mouth. This really pisses me off so I hold out for another one to two more hours. She never stops and finally I let her have it. Oh, I get off inside her also, but is there something wrong with me when I get angry and hold out? Why do I let go and let her have her way only when I'm over my angry spell?
Bewildered in Texas.
July 29

Dr Dick replies: You Texans sure do have some strange sexual rituals, especially this thing you mentioned over and over again - "foreplay" is it? We don't have that here in Australia so we'd really appreciate it if you emailed back with a description of what that entails.

Dear Dr Dick,
The foreskin covering my penis is not retracting totally. I could see that the foreskin is joined with the glans region through a small joint. I think my penis will bleed if the foreskin joint is not removed during intercourse. Will my foreskin retract if the joint alone is removed? Is this a way of circumcision? Will the same virility be maintained if this joint is removed? I am postponing my marriage just because of this reason, so kindly advise.
KD
August 2

Dr Dick replies: So many questions and so many real doctors out there. Go see one.

Dear Dr Dick
My name's Jason, and I've been wondering for a while how would you go about getting into the Australian porn industry? That's if there is one. I live in Brisbane and I just wanted some advice on how to break in. I'm well-hung and I can perform for I have a high libido. So I thought: why not make a bit of cash on the side and have fun doing it? Can you help me please?
JM
July 14

Doctor Dick replies: If you are as you describe yourself, you'll be making money more than just on the side.

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