Beazley hammers a simple message

Here is an edited transcript of the opening statement made by Kim Beazley at his news conference on Tuesday, Wednesday and part of Thursday last week.

The Labor Party cannot continue with a series of conbobberations, internal colluctations, or to be motivated by a desire just to spoliate.
If we do, then we will continue to be quaquaversal and edentulous. That to me is plainly incogitable and it is something we must always reluctate.
We must never be content to remain omphalopsychites or to vagulate in Opposition.
I find it gravaminous that people come up to me and tell me the federal government is dedolent, carious, furacious, prosopolepsous, dyvourous of ideas, liberticidal, and generally malefic.
It's plain the Australian people are seeking some juvament.
I have always been an infracaninophile.
So it will be our olamic and perdurable hamartia if we fail them.
Make no mistake, there is no sense of nolleity or indeed velleity in me - no sense of outrecuidance.
I know we cannot rely on simply flaning into office.
I am ready to accinge until the Labor Party reaches its entelechy and contumulates the Howard government.
I recognise that in the past I have tended towards ampullosity and embolalia, to explaterate, bafflegab and scrollop on occasions and at times to be circumfloribus to such an extent that some people feel keckish, experience a certain degree of tenesmus, or are prompted to bulbitate.
It is a common molligrant.
I guess that comes from me being a self-confessed cruciverbalist and a longtime librocubicularist.
But I have vowed to shun psittacism and to not simply fimblefamble or to present as a fissilingualist.

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