Here's the skinny on size!

Dear Dr Dick,
I am not cut. Is that the reason why my dick is so skinny?
James O
December 22, 2004

Dr Dick replies: There is an ongoing debate within the medical profession about the pros and cons of circumcision. In all my years as a practitioner I have heard and read all sorts of claims about the supposed ill-effects of the procedure.
But never have I heard that the retention of the foreskin has any effect on penis girth.
As a rule I tend to leave any decision on post-natal or early-age circumcision up to the parents, expressing a cautionary note only if their child is a girl.
If it would make you feel better, you might consider having your own foreskin removed.
In line with my usual practice in such cases, I will not advise you either way on that. After all, it's your penis and, whatever you decide, it's no skin off my nose.

Dear Dr Dick,
What's the best method of penis enlargement that will incorporate both for length and girth - a method that can simultaneously increase these measurements?
Please suggest the best and most effective method in terms of that.
I read about the Mandingo method and it sounds interesting. I'm not sure if it caters for my needs for girth increase.
Herman
January 10, 2005

Dr Dick replies: Let's just think this one through. If you have a penis that is, say, 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and you increase both dimensions simultaneously - as you desire - by, say, 3 inches, then you end up with a penis that is 9 inches by 5 inches!
Are you sure you want to achieve such an unwieldy result? I'd sleep on it if I were you.
Also, I am unaware of the man/dingo method you mention, but would guess it is likely to be illegal in most jurisdictions, especially Australia where native animals are protected species.

Dear Dr Dick,
Can I enlarge my penis size by exercise.
R Singh
January 8, 2005

Dr Dick replies: No, but thanks for the poem.

Dear Dr Dick,
First of all, my penis is kinda bent. Will this have any effect when I am having fore play.
Second, my penis is only 6 or 6.5 inches long and 4 inches thick. Is there any problem? Is it too small or too skinny?
DD
January 11, 2005

Dr Dick replies: What is it with skinny dicks all of a sudden? First they're all too short, now they're all too narrow. Jeez, I tell you, some days I wonder if this job is worth it.
Anyway, let me advise that a bent, 4-inch-thick penis should be no impediment, unless you use it somehow on the golf course as a directional device during the fore play you mentioned.

Dear Dr Dick,
I have a strong fantasy seeing my wife fucking other guys and other females. Is this right?
Shall I go ahead and make it a surprise for her by gathering a female lesbian for her or a male?
Tony
January 2, 2005

Dr Dick replies: Whoever said men aren't caring and thoughtful creatures?
Of course, go ahead and make the arrangements. I'm positive your wife will more than enjoy herself and she should love the surprise.
Oh, and your choice of a female lesbian is the right way to go.

Dear Dr Dick,
How long does cum from the dick stay inside the pussy after sex?
CP
January 6, 2005

Dr Dick replies: Thank you for your eloquently phrased inquiry. I must admit to a degree of difficulty in deciphering some of the more technical terms you employed to frame your question.
Therefore I have referred your query to a specialist friend of mine for an answer.

Dear Dr Dick,
I just wanna ask a question. I have a 15.5 cm dick when erect and my girlfriend says it is small. Is that true? And, if it is true, what is the normal, the large and the small size of dicks? I just want to know the range.
MH
January 6, 2005

Dr Dick replies: By my calculations 15.5 cm in the old scale is just more than 6 inches. If your girlfriend is unhappy about that just remind her that even a Jumbo jet looks small in the Grand Canyon.

Dear Dr Dick,
I am a teenager whose dick is 4 inches when I have a boner. Is my dick small, medium or large?
Sean
January 7, 2005

Dr Dick replies: Put it this way, your penis would be "small" compared to someone whose penis was 10 inches long. But yours would be large compared with a 2-inch penis.
Anyway, at your age you should not be so fixated on the categories of small, medium and large.
I put this down to the prevalence of such simplistic and arbitrary divisions promulgated by fast-food outlets.
So, until medical science catches up and you can drive in to a plastic surgeon and say "supersize me", I'd stop worrying.

Dear Dr Dick,
My girlfriend is so impressed with my cock she reckons I should enter it in the poultry judging at this year's Royal Brisbane Show in August. What do you think of my chances?
A feather in my cap?
January 12

Dr Dick replies: Not bad, I'd hazard a guess, as long as you don't run fowl of the show stewards.

Dear Dr Dick,
As if my girlfriend's unexpected criticism about my lovemaking ability wasn't bad enough, I've been very, very hurt by her next rejoinder after I replied rather gruffly: "That's a little stiff, isn't it?"
Hard feelings
December 28, 2004

Dr Dick replies: I was going to say it sure looks like you put your foot in it, but it sounds like that's overstating matters a tad.

Dear Dr Dick,
I've been keen on this pretty girl who's a regular at our local church group. When I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out after the service last Sunday, she seemed a bit cold. I sought of stammered we could do anything she wanted .... you know, a picnic, a meal, a movie, anything really and she just looked straight into my eyes and said: "I just don't want to go out with you. Period!" Do you think I have any chance at all.
Rejected and dejected
January 13, 2005

Dr Dick replies: Try again in a few weeks.

Dear Dr Dick,
My girlfriend always says it hurts when we bone. Is there a way to make it stop hurting while still being able to put it all the way in?
Steve H
January 11, 2005

Dr Dick replies: Try vaginal sex.

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