To commemorate the life of Lady Diana, the Princess of Wales, The Bug is the only paper in Australia touched enough by this tragic event to launch a special campaign to ensure her memory stays with us forever.
Yes, The Bug is urging all readers to contribute to The World’s Dodiest Joke Book, to be published as soon as we have enough tasteless entries to flog the concept to some unprincipled publisher.
Proceeds from the sale of the book will be spread unevenly between the major charities supported tirelessly by Princess Diana, and The Bug’s annual staff Christmas piss-up.
So, get your pens or word processors out and go to it.
Because we still haven’t worked out how to set up the 10 e-mail addresses that come with The Bug’s internet site, you’ll just have to mail them to us at P.O. Box 599, Spring Hill. Q. 4004 for the time being.
And if you must play with it, try e~mailing us at hyphenme@powerup.com.au.
To get your creative juices flowing, here is a small selection of dodi jokes to di for that Bug staffers have either heard or made up over recent days.

Dodi al-Fayed’s father, Mohammed, has finally gotten some good news.
Apparently the car will be ready Tuesday.

Having already lost one former daughter-in-law without the chance for reconciliation, the Queen has made an effort to mend bridges with the Duchess of York.
It’s Fergie’s birthday soon so the Queen has not only sent her return airfares to Paris but thrown in a night at The Ritz and a chauffeur-driven limousine as well.

Two of Princess Di’s former lovers are having a quiet drink in a London pub just before Saturday’s funeral.
A heartbroken Major James Hewitt looks up from his untouched beer and says to Will Carling: “Well, at least now they can be together for ever."
The former England rugby captain says: “Who, Di and Dodi?”
Hewitt: “No. Her legs.”

As a mark of respect and to avoid accusations of bad taste, The Ritz hotel in Paris has taken Steak Diane off the menu. The hotel is doing a roaring trade, however, in a special cocktail it’s created in memory of its former deputy head of security. It’s called the Henri Wall Banger.