
To commemorate the life of Lady Diana, the Princess of Wales, The
Bug is the only paper in Australia touched enough by this tragic event
to launch a special campaign to ensure her memory stays with us forever.
Yes, The Bug is urging all readers to contribute to The Worlds
Dodiest Joke Book, to be published as soon as we have enough tasteless entries
to flog the concept to some unprincipled publisher.
Proceeds from the sale of the book will be spread unevenly between the major
charities supported tirelessly by Princess Diana, and The Bugs
annual staff Christmas piss-up.
So, get your pens or word processors out and go to it.
Because we still havent worked out how to set up the 10 e-mail addresses
that come with The Bugs internet site, youll just have
to mail them to us at P.O. Box 599, Spring Hill. Q. 4004 for the time being.
And if you must play with it, try e~mailing us at hyphenme@powerup.com.au.
To get your creative juices flowing, here is a small selection of dodi jokes
to di for that Bug staffers have either heard or made up over recent days.
Dodi al-Fayeds father, Mohammed, has finally gotten some good news.
Apparently the car will be ready Tuesday.
Having already lost one former daughter-in-law without the chance
for reconciliation, the Queen has made an effort to mend bridges with the
Duchess of York.
Its Fergies birthday soon so the Queen has not only sent her
return airfares to Paris but thrown in a night at The Ritz and a chauffeur-driven
limousine as well.
Two of Princess Dis former lovers are having a quiet drink in a
London pub just before Saturdays funeral.
A heartbroken Major James Hewitt looks up from his untouched beer and says
to Will Carling: Well, at least now they can be together for ever."
The former England rugby captain says: Who, Di and Dodi?
Hewitt: No. Her legs.
As a mark of respect and to avoid accusations of bad taste, The Ritz hotel in Paris has taken Steak Diane off the menu. The hotel is doing a roaring trade, however, in a special cocktail its created in memory of its former deputy head of security. Its called the Henri Wall Banger.