
War's end signals start to season
Brisbane Bolts players flew back into town
yesterday ready to take on all comers following their successful
tour of Iraq.
Team captain and star grasper Brett Besser said the Bolts were
fresh and relaxed and ready for the first hectile of matches starting
this weekend.
"We're just so grateful for the opportunity to take part
in events in Iraq in recent weeks," Besser said.
"It was really appreciated by all the boys. It's not often
you get a chance to legally kill people off the field without
having to face the red tape of a judiciary hearing.
"On behalf of the team I'd like to thank the JDG for organising
the tour.
"I'd also like to thank the servicemen and women who looked
after us on the frontline while we were in Iraq.
"And to the families of those Iraqis we killed or hideously
maimed, I hope they'll take it all in the spirit of good sportsmanship."
A total of 16 Bolts players, as well as eight members of the junior
redraw team, flew to Kuwait two months ago to be ready to take
part in the US-led invasion of Iraq.
Bolts general manager Terry Verandah said inspiration for participating
in hostilities in Iraq had come from one of the team's newer members.
"I'd like to take credit for the idea, but I can't,"
Mr Verandah said.
"It was all the doing of our star centre-gouger, Ralph Wanger.
"Ralph had been playing off-season with our fledgling UK
sister team the Manchester Maggots.
"He heard through friends over there that the British Army
was willing to have some Maggots embedded with them.
"So Ralph was straight on the phone to me asking if the Bolts
could do the same.
"Naturally I thought it was a fantastic idea."
Several weeks of negotiations with US, UK and Australian defence
officials followed.
The JDG's negotiating team was led by national president Sir Edward
Llewelyn
Sir Edward would not be drawn on the controversial "friendly
fire" incident that was alleged to have occurred in Baghdad
last week.
"It's really nobody's business but the next of kin,"
he said.
"I can assure you the JDG has been fully briefed on this
matter and we see no reason to take any action against any player."
Sir Edward would not comment on the alleged involvement in the
incident of Bolts' star gripper, Duncan "Tooly" Macnamara
including claims that Macnamara had used his fratting lance to
stab Bolts teammate and stand-in half-grasper Darryl Choad in
the chest.
Unconfirmed reports also suggest Macnamara attacked Bolts back-up
Ronny Mortar with a landmine.
Sir Edward said any comment could affect Macamara's upcoming court
hearing on an unrelated matter.
Macnamara is due to face court next week on charges arising from
an incident during a demonstration under-10s match organised as
a curtainraiser to the start of the demi-final off-slate round
late last year.
Two players and three spectators were severely injured.
Apart from Macnamara, those involved cannot be named because of
their ages.
Macnamara is already in the middle of competing 48 weeks of community
service.
He was sentenced earlier this year following an off-field brawl
in Sydney during a match between the Bolts and the Ulladulla Urethras.
Macnamara was found guilty of king-hitting the Urethras' mascot
Bertie Bladder.
Bolts coach, Jack Saunders, dismissed the allegations against
Macnamara.
"It's just a bit of hi-jinks - just some good natured horseplay,"
Saunders said.
The Bolts play the Thuringowa Tools at Townsville's Ansell Condoms
Stadium next weekend.
In following weeks they'll meet the Darwin Dung Beetles and the
Katoomba Kerfuffles.
