Dear Doctor Dick,
Some blokes expose their genitals in a stage show and get paid for it; a woman exposes her genitals in a private booth at a sex show and gets charged for her troubles. I can't see the difference, can you?
Confused, Bracken Ridge

Doctor Dick replies: If you don't know the difference by now, I really don't think I can help you.

Dear Doctor Dick,
I've been using increasing doses of Viagra in recent years in a desperate bid to retain peak sexual function.
I'd hate to give up this wonderful drug, but I am concerned that it might be one of the many products produced by Pan Pharmaceuticals which are now being withdrawn from the shelves.
Please give me the answer I so desperately need.
Fretting - Mount Coot-tha.

Doctor Dick replies: Relax, Dougie, Viagra is produced by a totally different outfit and you can continue to use it with complete safety. How's Extra going, by the way? Say hello to Rick for us.

Dear Dr Dick,
I was wondering if you could help me. You see, my horny goat weed.
The sex is great but how can I stop him doing this?
Wet & Waiting - Hendra

Dr Dick replies: Stop kidding around

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