Flirting with the opposite sex

Dear Dr Dick,
I have been reading lately about various books on flirting and the subtle signals women supposedly give when doing so, one of which is to tilt their head slightly and play with their hair.
At a bar the other night I noticed this woman staring at me for a good 10 minutes. Her her head was tilted slightly and she was playing with her hair - her pubic hair.
Do you think I might have had a chance with her?
Wondering
November 18

Dr Dick replies: I'd say not.

Dear Doctor Dick,
I was in the Valley having a drink the other night and every time this sweet young lady behind the bar bent over to restock the lower shelves of the bar fridge, I could have sworn I saw the crack of her bottom poking out above the top of her blue jeans.
It looked incredibly sexy until I realised that it was just a thin, wedge-shaped tag on the top of the jeans.
Still, it was a great look, so do you think the designers did that on purpose just to create the illusion that got me so excited?
Short-sighted
November 12

Dr Dick replies: You'll have to arse them that.

Dear Doctor Dick,
I pleaded with my wife to give me some oral relief the other night, so she stopped nagging me for a half-hour.
Frustrated
November 8

Dr Dick replies: Boom! Boom!

Dear Doctor Dick,
My silly husband got all inspired by the return season of Puppetry of the Penis at the Brisbane Powerhouse, and was standing at the end of our bed the other night regaling me with some genital origami of his own design, including one he called the Gerrymander, another called Crossing the Floor, a thing he did with his testicles called Just Vote One, and a very complicated installation called Pauline Hanson's One Nation.
This one turned out to be a really painful and the upshot of all this childishness is that he badly bruised himself and it looks like he won't be able to perform his husbandly duties for quite some time.
This means I'm missing out now too, and I'm really cross with him. Do you think I'm being unfair?
H. Beattie
November 17

Doctor Dick replies: Not at all. He more than anybody should have know there's only one poll that counts.

Dear Doctor Dick,
I love my husband to bits, but each and every Christmas he buys me the same present - a box of edible undies. How can I drop a subtle hint well in advance this year that maybe just once a nice bottle of perfume or some chocolates would make me much happier?
Fed-up
November 22

Doctor Dick replies: What, you don't like the taste?

Dear Doctor Dick
I am wondering: how do girls cum like men? I've heard girls can squirt a liquid just like a guy. I orgasm but I just get really wet. I don't squirt anything out so I am just wondering how it can be done?
Name supplied
November 25

Doctor Dick replies: Perhaps it's because of my expertise as a sex therapist and perhaps it's because of my love of field work, but women have been squirting a liquid at me for years: it's called mace.
As for your particular case and your inability to squirt, I wouldn't worry too much. Wet's fine by me. Besides, even if you could squirt, just like in a Harold Robbins novel, it'd only lead to tension in a relationship as you'd be hard pressed to find a guy prepared to swallow it anyway.

Dear Dr. Dick
I'm a little overweight but the top of my vagina is really fat. At least I think so and I am really embarrassed by it. I hate to show it or wear bathing suits in public. Is it normal to have one that sticks out at the top, and can guys still enjoy sex when the lips are fatter?
Worried and confused
November 16

Doctor Dick replies: Should you be worried if your vaginal lips poke out over the top of your swimsuit? I would say definitely, if you're wearing a one-piece. Otherwise, don't worry about it. Be they thick, thin or in-between, you'll always find plenty of blokes who'll pay you lip service.

Dear Doctor Dick,
I a teenager and have white spots on my cock. What are they and how do I get rid of them?
JS
November 16

Doctor Dick replies: Relax. Seeing you're a teenager, I suspect they're probably just scars.
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